wolf_1: hi
wolf_1: chat
Brianna: hi
Brianna: fart
wolf_1: sex
Brianna: castrate
wolf_1: what
wolf_1: what do u mean
Brianna: to chop off ones testes
wolf_1: bye
Session Close

Ok, so maybe this one's a little mean...

This guy didn't know the language real well... but it still amused the Candid staff member who screwed with him. We have Brianna once again.

tinytoon: hi
Brianna: hi
tinytoon: where are u from?
Brianna: Garbedenna
tinytoon: where is that?
Brianna: the furthest reach of alpha beta nine.
Brianna: where are you?
tinytoon: i'm from lebanon but still i didn't understood
Brianna: oh.
Brianna: where is lebanon?
tinytoon: beirut??(asia)
Brianna: what's beirut mean?
tinytoon: it's the capital of my country but never mind
Brianna: ok
tinytoon: still don't know where are u from?
Brianna: ok.
tinytoon: i'll change the subject by the way do u speek french
Brianna: nope
tinytoon: still at school ?
Brianna: no.
Brianna: school is for gay people.
tinytoon: really?
tinytoon: why is that?
Brianna: i wish i knew.
tinytoon: how old are u??
Brianna: 24
Brianna: u?
tinytoon: 19
Brianna: Lovely
tinytoon: what do u do in life?
Brianna: Toot
Brianna: :)
tinytoon: what's toot
Brianna: Bodily function
Brianna: When one expells gas from his or her anus
tinytoon: i know that means bart but that's something u don't do it's natural
Brianna: i mean fart.
Brianna: and I do do it all the time!
tinytoon: u most have a problem in ur stomach
Brianna: no, with my ass.
tinytoon: no cause ur ass is the last part of ur digestive tube so the problem is upper
Brianna: no, the air is definetly blasting out my ass.
tinytoon: ok i get it can u change the subject
Brianna: no, can u?
tinytoon: do u go to university or is it also for gays?
Brianna: it's for rich faggots.
tinytoon: are u depressed??
Brianna: no, are you?
tinytoon: i will if u continue like that
Brianna: gay people depress you?
Brianna: are you homophobic?
tinytoon: define homophobic
Brianna: get a dictionary.
tinytoon: i don't have one
Brianna: too bad.
Brianna: they have them online.
tinytoon: you know u are really weird
Brianna: no, you're just a little slow.
tinytoon: ure wrong but my english language is not too good
Brianna: then you shouldn't make judgements about me if you can't even understand me due to the language i speak.
tinytoon: i didn't untill u talked about weird stuff(fart as a hobbie)
Brianna: you are too slow to comprehend my brilliance.
Brianna: but i forgive you.
tinytoon: ur too modest??
Brianna: you think?
tinytoon: i always think
Brianna: I doubt that.
tinytoon: test me by the way are u a psychiatrist?
Brianna: yeah.
tinytoon: so i'm a doctor
Brianna: what kind?
tinytoon: gyneco
Brianna: wow. you must really like too look at twat to want that job.
tinytoon: that's not my point of view
Brianna: oh..
Brianna: that's where my gyno always looked.
tinytoon: he looks not for fun dear
Brianna: then why did he get a hard on?
tinytoon: maybe he's weird?
Brianna: to be a doctor at age 19, that's weird.
Brianna: but nowadays they let any idiot do it so i'm not surprised.
tinytoon: i'm still in 2nd year
Brianna: then you're not a doctor yet and you may never be.
Brianna: you're just a punkass hormone filled kid.
tinytoon: maybe but i still know some few things
Brianna: doesn't everyone?
tinytoon: more than others
Brianna: that's a typical attitude for boys your age.
tinytoon: are u analysing me?
Brianna: no.
Brianna: i'm stating facts that i got from research done previously to this conversation.
tinytoon: ur not so kind with me did u notice that?