Well, we're obviously a bunch of really cool people who turn down social obligations in order to spend time researching the tactics of people on IRC. In real life, we're sisters. On IRC, we're anything from siamese twins to old and bald gay men.

We like to look at it from a humorous point of view. It's not serious - it's Internet. It's where you go when you're bored off your ass and need vague amusement. It's where you go to chat with people who lie to you about their appearance and must know that you're lying to them too just to keep them happy.

If you have any mildly humorous aspects of IRC you'd like to enlighten us on, then send us a smoke signal or email us at candidbigwigs@hotmail.com. We welcome contributions, as long as they're funny.