We all know it. Some nicks just really suck, and make us wonder exactly what got stuck up its owner's ass to make him use it. Others, however, are amazingly intelligent or humorous and make us wish that we thought them up ourselves. Here follow some of the best and worst that we've seen on Undernet. We'll add more periodically, whenever we stop chatting long enough to work on the page.

 

BEST:

bigfatman : Amazingly truthful

Foot : Highlights the coolest appendage of the body

Toe : Highlights the second coolest

Monster : Surprisingly simple

sneeze : Just plain COOL

 

WORST:

youpie : what the hell?

bigDick : At least wait until we ask, buddy

Britney : You've got to be kidding

Crap : What a wonderful way to identify yourself!

'-_-' : How do you say that one out loud?

BradPittt : We know you're the real thing.

DICK_TRAC : Sounds like a stain that got left on the bed.