It's very easy to upset people on IRC... especially people from the Phillippines. Below are some different ways to combat or make fun of their ignorance.

1. Tell people that they are stupid. Anybody with any sense won't get mad if you tell them this -- it only angers the ones who are actually stupid.

2. Insult their country. People from other countries are constantly trying to pester people in the USA about the deplorable state of their nation. Counteract this by talking about how their country sucks and how their government is corrupt.

3. Say random things that have nothing to do with the conversation (i.e. Do you have a frog pond?). No explanation needed. This simply confuses others.

4. Answer random questions with "None of your damn business." Some people think that you HAVE to tell them your a/s/l, your physical description, and what you like to do in your spare time. You don't.

5. Find a nasty picture, such as a dick, and send it to lamers who won't stop demanding a pic. Then ask them if they liked it, and if they'd like it in their ass. While some get confused and say, "You sent me the wrong picture," others understand and leave you alone.

6. Spend awhile finding a script that suits your needs. There are different types of scripts - corny ones that have many colored smilies that you can send to people, and war scripts that help you flood and terrorize people. A good smartass script is always a great addition to your collection. Try ours.