1. Do not ask for help getting a green card to come live in the USA. This is futile. Save yourself the trouble.

2. No, I do not want to come visit your country. Please quit asking.

3. Do not start conversations with "Do you have a pic?" at least ask for somebody's ASL first.

4. If somebody tells you that they do NOT have a pic, you asking them the same question over and over is not going to make them have one. If they are just lying to you then it will not make them change their mind either.

5. Abbreviations are cool, but they cannot make up the whole sentence. Example: h r u? At least change it to "how r u?"

6. Just because you know a few curse words and simple sexual phrases does not mean that you can speak English. Nobody on IRC wants to help you learn English either.

7. When somebody does not answer your initial hello, repeating it over and over will also accomplish nothing except getting you added to their ignore list.

8. If someone ever asks you, "Can I ask you a question?" this means they are about to ask you something sexual, disgusting, or really stupid.

9. There are a vast majority of foreigners that are looking only for a way to get to the USA. They are searching for girls/guys stupid enough to marry them. Do not fall for this.

10. If somebody says "ok" it does not mean the same as, "that is ok"

11. Do not dwell on cyber expressions. Nobody really means them.

12. LOL, which means Laugh Out Loud, is about one of the dumbest things you can say. If somebody says this to you, you may instantly know they are mentally defunct. Along with that, ROFL and especially ROFLMAO are also unacceptable.

13. Joining a channel and repeating key phrases (i.e. You suck, You blow, This channel SUCKS ASS) will merely get you kicked, not noticed and admired for your clever remarks.

14. The reason people do not want to have cyber sex with you is not because they are scared. It is because cyber sex is stupid. If you could get laid in real life, you would not feel the necessity of spanking your monkey to text on a screen.

15. Men over the age of 40 seem to think that every female on IRC is there because they are lonely or horny. This is a false assumption brought about by extreme ignorance and wishful thinking.

16. Being the only op in a channel is cool, unless you're the only person in the channel.

17. Don't try to identify people by the names on their whois. It only makes you look like you're attempting to be sneaky but are really stupid.

18. If anyone asks you if you would like to be hypnotized, say no. It is only a trick to try to make you talk about sex with them. It is also very boring to look at a lot of text somebody is obviously cutting and pasting to you.

19. Age does not equal intelligence. Just because you are older than somebody else does not mean you have the right to condescend. You are probably only lying about your age anyhow, and more than likely the person you are chatting to is also.

20. The name of a channel does not actually indicate what a channel is about. There is not a reason for everything. Get over it.

21. Excluding yourself, nobody is impressed at your ability to sniff out a bot. Everyone else already knows. It is not there to trick you. You are stupid for not knowing it was a bot automatically.

 

Cyber Facial Expressions

:) smile

:P sticking out of tongue

:( frown

:P~ drooling

* a butthole

:o) this is how idiots smile. smiley faces do not need a nose. That is just stupid. Do not chat to people who put noses on their smiley faces.